Saturday, September 2

FOUR

"you know it will hurt yeah?"
"yeah"
"okay, on the count of three. One, two... THREE"
"OW!!! owowowowowowowowowow!!! did you have to do it so hard? ahhh it stings!"
"oh come on, you baby, now you'll have perfectly smooth legs"
"after we've finished, and gotten rid of this waxy gunk. it looks like my legs are oozing out blue pus. why did it have to be blue?"
"so we know that it isn't coming from inside your body, hahaha. nah i dunno, it is kinda a gross colour."
"atleast it's better than the yellow one, then in would have looked like pus."
"eww. okay, we'll do another one"
"oh, can't i just have this patch done?"
"hahaha, are you serious? we're only doing you're lower leg, and now you want just a patch of smoothness? you're commited now"
"oh ok"
"haha, one, two, THREE!"
"Owowowowow! ooowww! you're getting pleasure out of this aren't you?"
"haha, i sure am"

1 Comments:

Blogger Indeterminacy said...

Do we get to see the legs after they're finished ;-)

Don't feel you have to do anything to make yourself beautiful. Girls in Europe dont necessarily shave their legs or armpits, and they're nonetheless lovely to me.

6:47 pm, September 07, 2006  

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