Good evenik my pretties. Velkome to my lair. Mine muter needz ze compu-twer, zo e must be oof. Righting vit an accent ist sehr difficult. (oops i dropped a german word in there...) 'Ave a good night, and don't vorget to lock ze doors.

"Delicious like murder, one step and you're further than you could admit" ('Beautiful Secrets' - Sarah Blasko)